19:e december

Näe, jag har verkligen inget, varken kul eller intressant, att skriva om idag. Inget! Så jag hoppar över meningslöst tjafs och går direkt till det detta inlägg egentligen handlar om. Och det är ju lucka nr 19. Hade svårt att bestämma mig för vad jag skulle ta denna dag. Så jag har helt enkelt tagit flera olika underbara citat från olika underbara tv-serier. Ett litet tv-serie-citats-potpurri liksom. Och mer förklarar jag inte kring detta.

"Janitor: You seem unhappy. I like that.

Dr. Kelso: Dr. Cox, did you get my memo stating that residents should wear their lab coats at all times?
Dr.Cox: Yes I did. At first I just threw it away, but then I thought, that´s not grand enough a gesture. So I made a model of you out of straw, put my lab coat on it-with your memo in the pocket-and invited the neighbourhood kids to set fire to it and beat it with sticks.

Janitor: Door is broke. Fifth time or so it won't open.
J.D: Maybe there's a penny stuck in there.
Janitor: Why a penny?
J.D: No reason.
Janitor: You stick a penny in there?
J.D: No, I was just making small talk.
Janitor: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down." //Scrubs

"Michael Kelso: C'mon Eric, we never ask you for anything.
Eric: You guys ask me for everything.
Michael Kelso: So, what's one more thing?

Michael Kelso: Look, Jackie, I don't really know how to say this but... I don't want your stupid stuffed animals in my cool van.
[Jackie gasps and exits]
Michael Kelso: No, wait, Jackie! I didn't say *you're* stupid. Just all the stuff you like!

Kelso: You guys - I just saw a UFO!
Steven Hyde: What an unbelivable coincidence! Fez and I were just talking about how dumb you are." //That 70´s show

"Phoebe: Oh my God, something just brushed against my right leg!
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: Oh, it´s okay. It was just my left leg.

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: You never know how long we´re gonna be in here. We may have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms would be the way to do that.

Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interesting enough, her leaf blower picked it up." //Vänner

"Berg: What if Ashley isn´t the mean, cold spirited girl I fell in love with?

Berg: Remember when she had you tie your sweater ´round your shoulders? Pete and I still laugh about that.

Pete: I can´t listen to her cry.
Berg: I know. Hey, maybe we should turn on the stereo." //Tre vänner & en pizzeria

"Sheldon: What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance?

Sheldon: Oh Mario ... if only I could control everyone the way I control you ... HOP! YOU LITTLE PLUMBER! HOP! HOP! HOP!

Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine... I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's... rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?" //The Big Bang Theory

"Rudolf: Älskling, i år tar jag knäcken.
Karin: På oss alla…

Rudolf: KARIN!!!
Karin: Jag ligger i badet.
Rudolf: LIGG KVAR!!! KOM INTE HIT!!" //Sunes jul