Phil: Sometimes a boy might be a good distraction. I remember a certain young lady who was pretty addicted to Miss Pacman until a dashing young gent caught her eye.
Claire: Only because you were wearing a feather earring.
Phil: It wasn´t a feather, it was a dreamcatcher. And it worked.
Phil: You see, something hit me this morning when that truck didn´t hit me this morning.
Claire (about Phil´s banjo): I can never hear that awful thing again.
Phil: But you called med "Ban jovi".
Claire: I know. I did whatever was necessary to make it stop.
Phil: Wait, does that mean you also didn´t like my bagpiping? Is that why we have Luke?
Phil: I´ve always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I´ve succeeded as a dad.
Haley: In Legally Blonde Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.
Phil: Haley, this is real life, not an excellent movie.
Gloria: How dumb do they think we are?
Phil: Sometimes Claire leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
Och så kom det lite ögonhumor i ett avsnitt också. Förmodligen bara roande för folk som jobbar på ögonklinik. Jag tyckte det var ganska kul åtminstone.
Andy: Dear Haley, I know how eyes work, but I never knew how they sparkled until I...
Haleys doctor-boyfriend: That could be macular degeneration!
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